Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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