There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
where are my eyebrows?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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