I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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