But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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