On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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