Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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