hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Your tits are I can't wait for
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Need sex. Gaining weight.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
