So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
how drunk are you?
Several
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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