you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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