I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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