I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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