Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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