brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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