and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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