i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Hippo gnu deer
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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