She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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