i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just cropdusted the office
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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