This girl is more easily done than said...
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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