First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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