East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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