Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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