yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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