he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
