just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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