so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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