That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Terrible idea I love it
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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