You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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