I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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