Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
You took a bar mat shot.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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