Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I wear drunk well.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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