You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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