do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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