Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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