and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
