On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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