Swine flu. Run for my life!
one two three fourrrrnication!
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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