playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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