i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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