is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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