so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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