My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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