I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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