I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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