Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
and she was petting her beer can
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
