he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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