Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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