That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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