K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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