Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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