The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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